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Since I’ve been in a serious relationship with my boyfriend Doug for nearly two years now, Tinder has never been necessary to me.

Still, I’ve always found it curious how the app has the tagline “It’s How People Meet,” so different from other dating apps, which put the focus on love and connection and building relationships.

That's where self-explanatory website Just Ask Me Out comes in.

It takes the small talk out of the matching equation and gets you straight to the 'yay' or 'nay' of fixing a date.

KPC – Keeping parents clueless KS – Kill then steal ( L2G – Like to go?

L2G – (would) Love to go L2K – Like to come l33t – Leet, meaning ‘elite’ L8R – Later L8RG8R – Later, gator LBAY – Laughing back at you LD – Later, dude / Long distance LD – Learning Disability LEMENO – Let me know LERK – Leaving easy reach of keyboard LFG – Looking for group () LGH – Lets get high LH6 – Lets have sex LHSX – Lets have sex LHM – Lord help me LHO – Laughing head off LIC – Like I care LIK – liquor Li L or lil – Little LIMT – Laugh in my tummy LMAO – Laughing my *a* off LMBO – Laughing my butt off LMFAO – Laughing my freaking *a* off LMIRL – Lets meet in real life LMK – Let me know LMNK – Leave my name out LOA – List of acronyms LOL – Laughing out loud LOL – Laugh out loud LOL – Lots of love LOLH – Laughing out loud hysterically LOLO – Lots of love LOLWTF – Laughing out loud (saying) “What the fuck ? SOS – Meaning help SOS – Son of Sam SOT – Short of time SOTMG – Short of time, must go SOWM – Someone with me SPK – Speak () SRSLY – Seriously SPST – Same place, same time SPTO – Spoke to SQ – Square SRY – Sorry SS – So sorry SSDD – Same stuff, different day SSIF – So stupid it’s funny SSINF – So stupid it’s not funny ST&D – Stop texting and drive STFU – Shut the fuck up STR8 – Straight STW – Search the Web SUITM – See you in the morning SUL – See you later SUP – What’s up?

Well that’s me at these awards I guess my grandmama was warnin’ a boy She said…And once upon a time, in a city so divine Called West Side Compton, there stood a little nigga He was 5 foot something, dazed and confused Talented but still under the neighborhood ruse You can take your boy out the hood but you can’t take the hood out the homie Took his show money, stashed it in the mozey wozey Hollywood’s nervous Fuck you, goodnight, thank you much for your service She just want to close her eyes and sway With you, With you, With you Exercise her right to work it out It’s true, it’s true, it’s true Shout out to the birthday girls say hey, say hey Everyone deserves a night to play And she plays only when you tell her no If these walls could talk they’d tell me to swim good No boat, I float better than he would No life jacket, I’m not the God of Nazareth But your flood can be misunderstood Walls telling me they full of pain, resentment Need someone to live in them just to relieve tension Me?

No more livin’ poor, meet my four-four When I see ‘em, put the per diem on the floor Now Kendrick, know they’re your co-workers But it’s gon’ take a lot for this pistol go cold turkey Now I can watch his watch on the TV and be okay But see I’m on the clock once that watch landin’ in LARemember steal from the rich and givin’ it back to the poor?

ILBL8 – I’ll be late ILU – I love you ILUM – I love you man ILY – I love you IM – Instant message IMAO – In my arrogant opinion IMHO – In my humble opinion Im L – () ITYK – I thought you knew IUSS – If you say so IWALU – I will always love you IWAWO – I want a way out IWIAM – Idiot wrapped in a moron IYKWIM – If you know what I mean IYO – In your opinion IYSS – If you say so j00 – You j00r – Your JA – Just Acting JAC – Just a sec JAM – Just a minutes Jellie – Jealous Jelly – Jealous JFF – Just for fun JFGI – Just Fuck Google it JIC – Just in case JJA – Just joking around JK – Just kidding JLMK – Just let me know JMO – Just my opinion JP – Just playing JP – Jackpot () KDFU – Means Cracking (K) the (D as in Da) fucked up KEWL – Cool KEYA – I will key you later KEYME – Key me when you get in KFY – Kiss for you KIA – Know it all KIA – Killed In Action KISS – Keep it simple, stupid KIT – Keep in touch KOC – Kiss on cheek KOL – Kiss on lips KOTC – Kiss on the cheek KOTL – Kiss on the lips KNIM – Know what I mean?

In contrast, Tinder seems so casual, and the way Tinder tries endlessly to market itself as wholesome and friendly makes it appear as though you could go on there to find friends just as much as you could to find hookups. I didn’t believe the Tinder dating pool would respect a girl who went on the site for any reason other than to meet people to date/hookup with.

Of course, here’s the obligatory #notallmen – sure, there will be some guys on there who are respectful of a girl using the app however she wishes – but for the most part, I assumed most men on there would not be receptive to someone like me.

” LOTI – Laughing on the inside LOTR – Lord of The Rings () LQTM – Laughing quietly to myself LSHMBH – Laugh so hard my belly hurts LSV – Language, sex and violence LTD – Living the dream LTNS – Long time no see LTOD – Laptop of death LTS – Laughing to self LULT – Love you long time LULZ – Slang for LUS – The girl is lose or not playing it safe sexually () LVM – Left voice mail LWOS – Laughing without smiling LY – Love ya LYLAS – Love you like crazy LYLC – Love you like a sis LYSM – Love you so much LYLAS – Love you like crazy LYLC – Love you like a sis LYSM – Love you so much M8 – Mate MC – Merry Christmas MEGO – My eyes glaze over MEH – Meaning a “shrug” or shrugging shoulders MEHH – Meaning a “sigh” or sighing MFI – Mad for it MGB – May God bless MIRL – Meet in real life MKAY – Meaning “Mmm, okay” MLM – Meaning give the middle finger MM – Sister () NIFOC – Naked in front of computer NIGI – Now I get it NIMBY – Not in my back yard NIROK – Not in reach of keyboard NLT – No later than NM – Nothing much / Never mind NMH – Not much here NMU – Not much, you? RX – Regards RX – Meaning drugs or prescriptions RYB – Read your Bible RYS – Read your screen RYS – Are you single? SUX – Meanings sucks or “it sucks” SWAK – Sent (or sealed) with a kiss SWALK – Sealed (or sealed) with a loving kiss SWAT – Special Weapons and Tactical Team ( T – Think positive T4BU – Thanks for being you T:)T – Think happy thoughts TA – Thanks a lot TAFN – That’s all for now TANK – Meaning really strong TANKED – Meaning “owned” TANKING – Meaning “owning” TAM – Tomorrow a.m.

NO1 – No one NOOB – Meaning someone who is bad at () O – Meaning “hugs” O -Over OA – Online auctions OATUS – On a totally unrelated subject OB – Oh baby OB – Oh brother OI – Operator indisposed OIC – Oh, I see OJ – Only joking OL – Old lady OM – Old man OM – Oh, my OMDB – Over my dead body OMFG – Oh my fucking G-d omfglmaobbqroflcopteriss oh my fucking G-d, laugh my ass off, owned, roll on floor spinning around I’m so sad OMG – Oh my G-d OMGYG2BK – Oh my G-d, you got to be kidding OMW – On my way ONL – Online OO – Over and out OOC – Out of character OOH – Out of here OOTD – One of these days OOTO – Out of the office OP – On phone ORLY – Oh really? ) S2S – Sorry to say SA-1 – Special Agent 1st Class SA-2 – Special Agent 2nd Class SA-3 – Special Agent 3rd Class SAL – Such a laugh SA – Special Agent SAM – Smart and mouthy SBT – Sorry ’bout that SC – Stay cool SDMB – Sweet dreams, my baby SETE – Smiling Ear-to-Ear SFAIK – So far as I know SH – Same here SH^ – Shut up SHID – Slapping head in disgust SICNR – Sorry, I could not resist SIG2R – Sorry, I got to run SIHTH – Stupidity is hard to take SIMYC – Sorry I missed your call SIS – Snickering in silence SIT – Stay in touch SK8 Skate SK8NG – Skating SK8R – Skater SK8RBOI – Skater Boy SLAP – Sounds like a plan SMHID – Scratching my head in disbelief SNAFU – Situation normal all fouled up SNERT – Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager SO – Significant other SOAB – Son of a Bitch SOB – Son of a Bitch SOHF – Sense of humor failure SOL – Sooner or later SOL – Shit outta luck or Shit out of luck SOK – It’s ok SOMY – Sick of me yet? TAU – Thinking about u (you) TAUMUALU – Thinking about you miss you always love you TBAG – Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged/killed player () TIA – Thanks in advance TIAD – Tomorrow is another day TIC – Tongue-in-cheek TILIS – Tell it like it is TLK2UL8R – Talk to you later TL – Too long TMB – Text me back TMI – Too much information TMOT – Trust me on this TMTH – Too much to handle TMWFI – Take my word for it TNSTAAFL – There’s no such thing as a free lunch TNT – Till next time TOF – Twisted Old Fuck TOJ – Tears of joy TOU – Thinking of you TOY – Thinking of you TPA – The Port Authority TPM – Tomorrow p.m.